Colbert on the Manliest New Car

October 6, 2022

If you’re concerned that fuel efficient or electric vehicle might cause people to doubt your masculinity, you need the Pontiac Schvantz.
For more on the context, see here.

4 Responses to “Colbert on the Manliest New Car”

  1. rhymeswithgoalie Says:

    What can it mean that MTG wants to drive a masculine car?
    Are all people—male, female, homosexual, heterosexual—supposed to prefer a masculine car?

    And who is supposed to want to drive the girly cars?

  2. mboli Says:

    Long time ago I heard a similar complaint on Rush Limbaugh’s show.

    He riffed for some time on the idea Americans had to drive wimpy pollution-controlled cars while Chinese people could drive muscular polluting cars.

    At first I thought he was going somewhere with it, it was a joke. But he was serious, just kept elaborating on the idea.

  3. neilrieck Says:

    I always thought the word was Schwantz (lived in a German community for most of my life)

  4. ubrew12 Says:

    The Schvantz is a MLCM (Mid-Life Crisis Mobile). I drive the Chevy Erection, and nobody questions MY manhood (just my sanity).

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