Fox’s Top Climate Denier Now Pushing Testicle Tanning

April 18, 2022

In recent Tucker Carlson specials, the Fox News darling has praised Vladimir Putin, and trashed clean energy (these are not separate activities, btw)

Now, Tucker brings us a special report on unmanly men, and how falling testosterone levels are a crisis. How Tucker Carlson became an arbiter of what is manly and not is a good question, but never mind.

Anyway if you have not seen the surreal trailer, enjoy.

There is reason to be concerned about American men’s sexual health, largely due to pollution, including that from fossil fuels. I don’t expect this will be a big part of the discussion.

4 Responses to “Fox’s Top Climate Denier Now Pushing Testicle Tanning”

  1. Gingerbaker Says:

    I guess Tucker likes brawny naked Russian men with tanned testicles who wrestle and shoot guns. Whatever floats your boat….

  2. rhymeswithgoalie Says:

    Go ahead, subject your gonads to UVB radiation.

    (With respect to the only known good health effects of tanning, vitamin D formation occurs wherever your skin is tanned and is deployed throughout your body as needed.)

  3. Pollution was a tiny subliminal part of the discussion. At 0:41, if you look closely during President Kennedy’s physical fitness speech, there are two 1 second shots of plastic floating in water.

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