Little Known Campaign Planks: Andrew Yang on Magic Mushrooms

December 22, 2019

From the Colbert skunkworks.

5 Responses to “Little Known Campaign Planks: Andrew Yang on Magic Mushrooms”

    • dumboldguy Says:

      Hilarious indeed! And Yang should have run for the Republican nomination—-they have been munching on magic mushrooms since Obama got elected.

  1. jimbills Says:

    Recent article, simply breathtaking:

    The scary part is that it’s NOT The Onion.

    “I never understood wind,” Trump said, according to Mediaite. “I know windmills very much, I have studied it better than anybody. I know it is very expensive. They are made in China and Germany mostly, very few made here, almost none, but they are manufactured, tremendous — if you are into this — tremendous fumes and gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right?”

    “So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint, fumes are spewing into the air, right spewing, whether it is China or Germany, is going into the air,” the president added.

    • dumboldguy Says:

      It would be scary even if it was from The Onion. That a satirical site would have to go to such extremes and sound so delusional in order to make fun of The Deluded One in the WH makes me shiver.

      Do we need any more evidence that the POTUS (by accident) is mentally ill and should be removed from office?

      • jimbills Says:

        He also mentioned toilets again recently:

        “Ten times, right? Ten times. [Trump does flushing motion while saying something that sounds like ‘bah, bop.’] Not me of course, not me, but you. You. But I never mention that. Because one time I mentioned all three. I said, sinks, showers, and toilets. The headline was, ‘Trump with the toilets, toilets.’ That’s all they want. They don’t even mention the, so I didn’t mention that, okay? I go off the record.”

        The part there that goes to mental illness, besides the extreme ignorance, stupidity, and third grade elocution, is the constant narcissism.

        I hate his politics, of course, but then there are plenty of Americans who share his political beliefs. We’ve had plenty of Republicans in office and will continue to do so. I’m just baffled that half of the country can’t see that we have a man with an actual mental handicap running the affairs of this country and how that’s a clear and present danger.

        I know politics makes fool of us all – we constantly excuse those whose politics we share and ridicule those who don’t for any little thing – but cripes, this guy is in a different league altogether.

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: