Trump News Agency: ChemTrails, Chimeras, and the Mueller Who Would be King

November 4, 2017

Alex Jones of “InfoWars” is one of President Trump’s favorite news sources, and a leading source for climate denial.
Keep that in mind while perusing this post.

Alex Jones – quoted by Media Matters for America:

ALEX JONES (HOST): If [Robert] Mueller is successful it will set up — like this happened in many Third World countries — the federal police as the new dictators. Now we saw this in Rome. During the decline of the Roman empire, the Praetorian Guard, or the federal police as they were in Rome, began overthrowing caesars. So even the dictators or the hereditary dictators were being overthrown and then whoever was more favorable to the federal police, who wore dark blue robes — this is where the police blue comes from — the Praetorian Guard. Whoever was favorable with them and some of the main legions that were obviously exploratory to the empire, they would overthrow the patricians. They would overthrow the gentry class. They would throw over the royalty. And pretty soon things just degenerated and fell into wreck and ruin and then outside forces were able to sack the western Roman Empire in 410 with the Visigoth chieftain Alaric and then it moved to the eastern empire, what was Constantinople that later fell to the Muslims. It’s now Istanbul. Now that’s just some history, but this man would be Praetorian emperor of our republic and would mark the end of the republic and a new bureaucratic praetorian who can commit any crimes they want because they’re above the law. Judge, jury, and executioner. Judge Dredd.

An arrogant, sickening, evil man delivering uranium on tarmacs just in 10 companies, completely criminal, investing no money, getting millions back with Russian companies on the payroll. And so they’ve got to put this on us because we’re trying to restore the republic, trying to make the country great again, and delivering. And they’re like werewolves shot by a silver bullet. They’re like Count Dracula being drug out of his keep at high noon and his coffin being thrown open. The sunshine of freedom and Americana becoming popular again and our will not being broken and being proud and having success and moving forward and rejecting the poison of globalism, the psychological warfare of the new world order. It is bringing the country back like defibrillators bring back a dying heart, a heart that stopped beating. And they don’t know what to do. They are panicked. They are scared. They are running for the hills. And they’ve put everything they can into Robert Mueller, who would be the first king of America.


JONES: And now we have these sycophant nobodies like Robert Mueller who would be the king. He is now the king of the swamp. The leader of the Democratic Party was [John] McCain, but his brain tumor slowed him down. Now all their hopes and dreams are on the swamp king, the literal swamp king creature come to kill America, Robert Mueller. Ladies and gentlemen, pray that the good Lord will set him straight. Robert Mueller is attempting to kill the republic.



11 Responses to “Trump News Agency: ChemTrails, Chimeras, and the Mueller Who Would be King”

  1. People should go to jail for this kind of evil propaganda. They are very seriously undermining our republic.

  2. rhymeswithgoalie Says:

    I like Stephen Colbert’s take on Alex Jones with his character Tuck Buckford on

  3. ubrew12 Says:

    “Hitler is alive!” That would make Hitler the oldest man on Earth (128) by about 14 years (with verified birth). Hitler was born about the same time as the scientific warning on Climate Change. In 1896, Arrhenius was doing his calculations by hand. No electricity, no central heating, no refrigeration, no plumbing, no computers or calculators, no automobiles, airplanes, motorcycles, internet, shopping malls or credit cards.

    Today, according to InfoWars, Hitler is alive and Climate Change is dead. I never thought I would envy Arrhenius. Consider all the comforts we’ve built by simply understanding and obeying Physics, and the end result of all that activity seems to be the ability to claim with a straight face… that up is down and left is right.

  4. dumboldguy Says:

    The fact that Alex Jones is not only NOT locked up in a secure facility receiving treatment but is actually walking around making money because he is crazy says all that needs be said about how F**Ked up this country is,

    He may have something about human-animal chimeras though.

  5. A digression but IMO an important one
    Donald Trump accused of obstructing satellite research into climate change
    Republican-controlled Congress ordered destruction of vital sea-ice probe
    President Trump has been accused of deliberately obstructing research on global warming after it emerged that a critically important technique for investigating sea-ice cover at the poles faces being blocked.

    The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.

    The crisis has been worsened because the US Congress this year insisted that a backup sea-ice probe had to be dismantled because it did not want to provide funds to keep it in storage. Congress is currently under the control of Republicans, who are antagonistic to climate science and the study of global warming.

    At present three ageing satellites – DMSP F16, F17 and F18 – remain in operation, though they are all beginning to drift out of their orbits over the poles. The latest satellite in the series, F19, began to suffer sensor malfunctions last year and finally broke down a few weeks ago. It should have been replaced with the F20 probe, which had already been built and was being kept in storage by the US Air Force. However it had to be destroyed, on the orders of the US Congress, on the grounds that its storage was too costly.

    Many scientists say this decision was made for purely ideological reasons. They also warn that many other projects for monitoring climate change, including several satellite missions, face similar threats from the Trump administration and Congress.

    • ubrew12 Says:

      I think I stay away from conspiracy-mongering pretty well, but I’m going to dredge up, once again, my conspiracy: In the entire history of spaceflight, encompassing thousands of satellite payloads sent to orbit, there have only been five fairing-deployment-mechanism failures. That’s because this mechanism is about as simple as the one that opens your trunk, but much, much, more redundant: its designed and tested to ensure failure just cannot happen. Two of the five failures happened in the 2000s, and were on climate-science payloads, with total loss to the US public of about half-a-billion dollars. Inexperience caused the first two failures, the third was also on a civil payload (an Earth-focused telescope) which I also find suspicious because it happened in the 1990s, long after fairing mechanism failures should have become statistically about as likely as parting the Red Sea. And the last two were climate science missions. Out of ALL the missions sent to space (military, commercial, civil), what fraction are sent to study Earth’s climate? Well, approximately 0%. Yet, out of ALL the fairing mechanism failures, what percent were climate missions? 40%. Something doesn’t add up. You can fail a fairing with the proper access just before launch and a small amount of superglue.

  6. rsmurf Says:

    You have to be a real asshole to listen to that asshole!

    • dumboldguy Says:

      If an asshole spouts crazy shit in the woods and there are no other assholes around to hear him, is he still an asshole?

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