New Research on Colorado Floods and Fire. Caused by Gays and Pot.

September 21, 2013

We look for Fred Singer and the Heartland Institute to tout these results soon.

Right Wing Watch:

After blaming Colorado wildfires on a kiss between State House Majority Leader Mark Ferrandino and his partner that was featured on the Denver Post, pastor Kevin Swanson is also blaming the gay kiss on recent floods to hit the state.

While speaking with fellow pastor and Generations Radio co-host Dave Buehner, Swanson said that it is not a coincidence that the state experienced deadly floods at the same time Colorado “legislators committed homosexual acts on the front page of the Denver Post” and made sure to “kill as many babies as possible” and “encourage as much decadent homosexual activity as possible.” He even mentioned the new liberal marijuana law as a reason that the state is witnessing “the worst year ever in terms of flood and fire damage in Colorado’s history.”

Buehner added that “sometimes when you’re in a flood of dissipation, God might bring a real flood to show you the consequences of the flood of your dissipation.”

15 Responses to “New Research on Colorado Floods and Fire. Caused by Gays and Pot.”

  1. Peter Mizla Says:

    Yes, its all the Gays and Pot smoking ‘liberials’ causing all these problems- we need more ‘real Americans’ like Ted Nugent’ no?

  2. ahaveland Says:

    O M G. That is just batguano insane.

    • It’s not like the left doesn’t have its own (even worse) craziness.  Look at the definition of racism that was forced onto the Seattle public schools… and retracted after an outcry.

      Magical thinking in general is a sign of immaturity; children do it naturally, but we expect them to outgrow it.  Some people never grow up, or (worse) are socialized to stick with the faulty reasoning processes when certain buttons are pushed.

      • MorinMoss Says:

        It wasn’t so long ago that all those definitions reflected mainstream American society. And it’s still true in many countries today.

        And if you believe that it’s all gone away, you’re more guilty of magical thinking than any childish leftist.

        • Oh for crying out loud… dialect has always been a mark of class distinctions, and “having a future time orientation” and “emphasizing individualism as opposed to a more collective ideology” are key elements of Western civilization.  If you’re arguing that certain accents/dialects and other traits are inherent to “persons of color”, you’re saying that they cannot be and do what Europeans are and do.  And that’s “racist”, as in “The conscious or unconscious maintenance of attitudes, beliefs, and behaviors that support the system of racism, racial prejudice and racial dominance.”

          If you insist on judging people by different standards because of their skin color and other physical features, you are racist.  Period.

          • MorinMoss Says:

            Aren’t you focusing narrowly on a small part – arguably something they got wrong?
            Does that discredit the rest of it entirely?

          • They pick two of the essential traits necessary for a peaceful and prosperous society, and deem them racist?  That’s not a mistake by any means.  That’s deliberate elevation of dysfunction and denigration of virtue.

            It not only discredits the piece, it discredits the person who wrote it and the entire intellectual movement which shat it out.

  3. Nick Carter Says:

    Now I know what caused the Waldo Canyon fire. It was Ted Haggard and those massages he was getting from that “Pool Boy”. 😛

  4. Jean Mcmahon Says:

    If you trash Creation wouldn’t God be crazy to let you into Heaven?

  5. redskylite Says:

    Its all down to Gandalf the wizard and I need to configure the “Sexual Orientation/pot and hemp” stats in my Fortran modelling program, and it will work like a dream – that’s the missing unknown.

  6. Why is it God is doing all the punishing, but none of the rewarding? E.g. a beautiful summer with bountiful crops in California is God blessing the state for it’s stance on gay marriage and marijuana.

    Or maybe God really is punishing Colorado because they recalled a couple of their politicians who suggested guns be limited to 15 rounds and private sales have background checks—see, God is for gun control.

    In fact, I bet states with huge natural disasters also have no real gun laws and the biggest proportion of gun nuts. How many disasters does it take before they figure out God is punishing them for allowing easy access to guns that kill more people per year than you get in a warring country?

    Nah, can’t be that. Must be the gayz instead.

  7. Although it could be better, it could also be a lot worse…

    …Kenya is just the latest place to experience the horrific effects of religious triumphalism & fanatics, ignorance and lack of secular enlightenment.

    At least America has some degree of enlightenment.

  8. I guess if religious people really believed this they could run a scientific experiment by picking any place on earth and make sure no gay’s or pot within that area – and then measure if it has a noticeable effect on the climate there.

    The apocalypse prophesied in their religious books with a self fulfilled one from sheer stupidity.

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